Rules

MonkeyMechanic

Some rules (and quotes) for the garage:

  • If it can’t be fixed with a hammer, it must be an electrical problem.
  • After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you will have to pee.
  • Anything is possible when you don’t know what you are talking about.
  • “If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.” – R. Buckminster Fuller
  • “Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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